return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "ARE YOU KIDDING?",
			GENERIC = "NO.",
			NOBITS = "THERE'S NOTHING THERE TO SHAVE.",
		},
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.",
			NOTALLOWED = "IT WONT ****ING FIT.",
		},
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "I ****ED IT UP.",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "DO I HAVE TO DO THAT AGAIN?",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "****, BEES!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "OUCH, MY FACE!",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "WHAT THE **** WAS THAT?",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "STOP IT!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "IT'S SO ****ING COLD.",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "I NEED MORE SUPPLIES.",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "THAT DOESN'T SOUND GOOD.",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "THIS AWFUL DAY IS ALMOST OVER.",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "ALRIGHT.",
		PAINFUL = "****",
		SPOILED = "DISGUSTING!",
		STALE = "****ING STALE.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "I CAN'T SEE ****.",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "BETTER.",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "I'M OUTTIE.",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "****, THAT SOUNDS LIKE BARKBEASTS!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "FOOD. NOW.",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "IT'S SOMEWHERE NEARBY!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "I CAN'T FIND ANY TRACKS.",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I CAN'T CARRY ANY MORE ****.",
	ANNOUNCE_KILLERBEES = "GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "****, MY HEAD...",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "GET THE **** AWAY FROM ME!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "IT'S TOO DANGEROUS TO SLEEP.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "IT'S TOO ****ING BRIGHT.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "FOOD FIRST!",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "OUCH, ****ING STOP IT!",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "OH, **** THAT NOISE.",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "OUCH!",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "DON'T YOU ****ING DARE GO OUT!",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "****!",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "I'M NOT REALLY THAT CURIOUS.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA.",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "I COULD FIX THIS.",
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "**** OFF!",
		PIG = "YOU ASKED FOR THIS!",
		PREY = "DON'T RUN!",
		BEE = "****ING BRING IT!",
		KILLERBEE = "****ING BRING IT!",
		MOSQUITO = "GET AWAY!",
		SPIDER = "DIE!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "DIE!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "WHATEVER. IT WASN'T WORTH IT.",
		PIG = "I'LL GET YOU GO THIS TIME.",
		PREY = "YOU GOT LUCKY!",
		SPIDER = "GOOD RIDDANCE.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "GOOD RIDDANCE.",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
	
		BEDROLL_SOPOR = "SLEEPING IN SLIME SHOULDN'T BE THIS COMFORTABLE.",
		SOPOR__SLIME = "OF COURSE, THERE'S ONLY SO MANY NIGHTMARES IT CAN KEEP AWAY.",
		EEL = "GREEN AND GROSS.",
		EEL_COOKED = "HOPEFULLY IT'S BETTER COOKED.",
		UNAGI = "MORE LIKE EW-NAGI.",
		EYETURRET = "BETTER NOT ****ING TURN ON ME.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "IT'S SLEEPING.",
		MINOTAURHORN = "IT BETTER BE USEFUL FOR HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET.",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "JUST SOME SMALL PIECES OF THULECITE.",
		POND_ALGAE = "JUST SOME ALGAE.",
		GREENSTAFF = "GOOD, LESS WORK FOR ME.",
		POTTEDFERN = "NOTHING COULD MAKE THIS PLACE PRETTIER. WHAT A WASTE.",
		
		THULECITE = "WHAT A WEIRD ****ING ROCK",
		ARMORRUINS = "AT LEAST IT'S NOT HEAVY.",
		RUINS_BAT = "WITH THIS I COULD BASH IN JUST ABOUT ANY SKULL.",
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "DOESN'T LOOK SO TOUGH.",
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "I COULD TAKE IT.",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "****ING OVERCONFIDENT HOOFBEAST.",
		MINOTAUR = "THAT'S THE UGLIEST MUSCLEBEAST I'VE EVER SEEN.",
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "DISGUSTING.",
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "UNSETTLING.",
		GREENGEM = "IT'S JUST A ROCK THAT'S TRYING TOO HARD.",
		RELIC = "JUNK.",
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "JUNK.",
		RUBBLE = "IT'S BROKEN.",
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "I'LL ADMIT IT'S USEFUL.",
		ORANGESTAFF = "GOOD, LESS WORK FOR ME.",
		YELLOWAMULET = "HOT TO THE TOUCH.",
		GREENAMULET = "GOOD, LESS WORK FOR ME.",
			
		SLURPER = "WHAT THE **** IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE?",
		SLURPER_PELT = "HAIRY AND SLIMY. GROSS.",
		ARMORSLURPER = "I'M NOT GOING TO ENJOY WEARING THIS.",
		ORANGEAMULET = "GOOD, LESS WORK FOR ME.",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "NICE AND BRIGHT.",
		YELLOWGEM = "IT FEELS LIKE MAGICAL BULL****.",
		ORANGEGEM = "A LAZY ROCK.",
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "FINALLY READY.",
			GEMS = "IT'S NOT FINISHED YET.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "LOOKS GOOD.",
			GEMS = "IT NEEDS A GEM.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "IT'S JUST A ROCK ON A STICK.",
	
        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "WHOEVER USED THIS, THEY'RE DEAD NOW.",
		ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "IT MIGHT BE WORTH FIXING.",
        ANCIENT_STATUE = "IT WOULD LOOK BETTER IN PIECES.",
		
		LICHEN = "NOT ESPECIALLY GOOD-LOOKING.",
		CUTLICHEN = "BLAND AND SMELLY.",
		
		CAVE_BANANA = "SQUISHY.",
		CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "OKAY.",
		CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "THERE'S NO WAY FOR IT TO GROW DOWN HERE. I CALL BULL****.",
		ROCKY = "KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!",
		
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
		{
			CALM = "EVERYTHING'S NORMAL.",
			WARN = "IT'S GIVING OFF A WARNING.",
			WAXING = "IT'S JUST GETTING WORSE!",
			STEADY = "IT'S STEADY, FOR NOW.",
			WANING = "THANK ****, IT'S EASING OFF.",
			DAWN = "IT'S ALMOST OVER.",
			NOMAGIC = "IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.",
		},
		
		HOUNDSTOOTH="TAKE THAT, BARKBEAST!",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL="STICKY, UGH.",
		BAT="****!",
		BATBAT = "PRETTY WICKED.",
		BATWING="DUBIOUSLY EDIBLE.",
		BATWING_COOKED="CRUNCHY.",
		BEDROLL_FURRY="NICE AND SOFT.",
		BUNNYMAN="THAT HOPBEAST AIN'T RIGHT.",
		FLOWER_CAVE="A STRANGE PLANT.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="A STRANGE PLANT.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="A STRANGE PLANT.",
		GUANO="UGH.",
		LANTERN="I'D BE ****ED WITHOUT IT.",
		LIGHTBULB="IT'S GLOWING.",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL="SOFT.",
		MUSHTREE_TALL  ="THAT IS ONE WEIRD MUSHROOM.",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="AN OVERGROWN FUNGUS.",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL ="AN UNDERGROWN FUNGUS.",
		RABBITHOUSE="WHY DOES A HOPBEAST NEED A HIVE?",
		SLURTLE="I COULD BEAT IT IN A RACE, NO PROBLEM.",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="REST IN PIECES, SHELLBEAST.",
		SLURTLEHAT="AN EXTRA BIT OF SAFETY.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="WHAT IS THAT?",
		SLURTLESLIME="UGH.",
		SNURTLE="THAT'S RIGHT, RUN!",
		SPIDER_HIDER="I AM SO ****ING DONE WITH SPIDERS!",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="WHY ME?",
		SPIDERHOLE="I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT.",
		STALAGMITE="A ****ING ROCK.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="A ****ING ROCK.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="A ****ING ROCK.",
		STALAGMITE_MED="A ****ING ROCK.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="A ****ING ROCK.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="A ****ING ROCK.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="A ****ING ROCK.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="A ****ING ROCK.",
		TURF_FUNGUS="SOME GROUND.",
		TURF_MUD="SOME GROUND.",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="SOME GROUND.",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="SOME GROUND.",	

		POWCAKE = "DO I HAVE TO?",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = 
        {
            GENERIC="I COULD BREAK THAT.",
            OPEN = "I BET THERE'S EVEN MORE BULL**** DOWN THERE.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = "IT'S THE WAY OUT.",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "THAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING SONG I'VE EVER HEARD.",
		BOOMERANG = "A HANDY SELF-COLLECTING WEAPON.",
		PIGGUARD = "AN OINKBEAST ENFORCER.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "IT'S PROBABLY NOT WORTH IT. I'LL PROBABLY DO IT ANYWAY.",
		AMULET = "EXTRA PROTECTION.",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "A MUSCLEBEAST CAME THROUGH HERE.",
		ARMORGRASS = "IT'S SO ****ING ITCHY.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "THE WEIGHT IS WORTH THE PROTECTION.",
		ARMORWOOD = "DOES THE PROTECTION OUTWEIGH THE WOOD BEETLES?",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "SHUT UP, SHUT UP!",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "EVERYTHING IS FLEETING.",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "OH WELL.",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "WHATEVER THIS WAS, IT'S GONE NOW.",
		},
		AXE = "NOW I CAN TAKE MY RAGE OUT ON DEFENSELESS VEGETATION.",
		BABYBEEFALO = "SO VULNERABLE IN AN UNFORGIVING WORLD.",
		BACKPACK = "NOW I CAN CARRY MORE!",
		BACONEGGS = "NOT BAD, BUT NEEDS MORE GRUBS.",
		BANDAGE = "GETTING HURT IS INEVITABLE IN A ****HOLE LIKE THIS.",
		BASALT = "I DON'T THINK I CAN BREAK THAT.",
		BEARDHAIR = "IT'S SCRATCHY.",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "ALLOWS ME TO ESCAPE THIS HELL, FOR A LITTLE WHILE.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I DON'T TRUST THAT STINGER.",
			HELD = "DON'T YOU DARE STING ME!",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			FULLHONEY = "IT'S FULL.",
			GENERIC = "THE BEES BETTER APPRECIATE THE HIVE I MADE FOR THEM.",
			NOHONEY = "NOTHING YET. UNGRATEFUL BEES.",
			SOMEHONEY = "IF I WAIT, THERE'LL BE EVEN MORE.",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE ME?",
			GENERIC = "THEY SEEM NICE, BUT I BET THEY'LL ATTACK IF I MAKE A WRONG MOVE.",
			NAKED = "OH, SUCK IT UP, IT'LL GROW BACK.",
			SLEEPING = "I'D BETTER BE QUIET.",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "IT SMELLS LIKE HOOFBEAST.",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "IT'S SCRATCHY.",
		BEEHAT = "KEEP AWAY, BEES.",
		BEEHIVE = "I WONDER HOW MANY BEES ARE IN THERE?",
		BEEMINE = "IT'S A PHYSICAL REPRESENTATION OF MY TEMPER.",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "IT'S SO NOISY!",
		BERRIES = "SOME RED BERRIES.",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "MUSHY AND HOT. NOT EXACTLY APPETIZING.",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "IT WON'T GROW UNTIL I FERTILIZE IT.",
			GENERIC = "FOOD!",
			PICKED = "GROW BACK FASTER!",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "A PRISON FOR FEATHERBEASTS. I HAVE BECOME THAT WHICH I HATE.",
			OCCUPIED = "MY VERY OWN FEATHERBEAST SLAVE. ****, I'M A MONSTER.",
			SLEEPING = "IT'S TAKING A BRIEF RESPITE FROM ITS DUTIES.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "COME HERE, FEATHERBEASTS...",
		BIRD_EGG = "AN EGG.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "OKAY.",
		BISHOP = "I'M THE PREACHER HERE, NOT YOU!",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "THERE'S A VERY HIGH CHANCE OF BURNING MYSELF.",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "AN INSTANT SHUT-THE-****-UP DART.",
		BLUEAMULET = "MY TONGUE WOULD STICK TO THIS IF I LICKED IT.",
		BLUEGEM = "ONE OF THE COLORS OF INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE.",
		BLUEPRINT = "INFORMATIVE.",
		BLUE_CAP = "I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S EDIBLE.",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "IT DOESN'T LOOK ANY SAFER THAN IT DID RAW.",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S A BLUE MUSHROOM.",
			INGROUND = "WHAT'S IT HIDING FROM?",
			PICKED = "GROW BACK FASTER!",
		},
		BOARDS = "BOARD.",
		BOAT = "I COULD HAVE USED THIS SOONER.",
		BONESTEW = "MEATY.",
		BUGNET = "A TOOL OF INSECT OPPRESSION.",
		BUSHHAT = "A WEARABLE PIECE OF HUMILIATION.",
		BUTTER = "OKAY.",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S SO FRAGILE AND NAIVE.",
			HELD = "NOW YOU'RE SAFE FROM THE CRUELTY OF THE WORLD.",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "OVERLY DECORATIVE.",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "A PICTURE OF MORTALITY.",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "I NEED TO FEED IT, NOW!",
			GENERIC = "USEFUL BUT UNPREDICTABLE.",
			HIGH = "IT'S DANGEROUSLY LARGE.",
			LOW = "IT'S A LITTLE WEAK.",
			NORMAL = "INVALUABLE WARMTH.",
			OUT = "OH WELL.",
		},
		CANE = "LOOK AT ME GO!",
		CARROT = "A PERFECTLY UNINTERESTING VEGETABLE.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "MUSHY.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "NATURE PROVIDES.",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "A CARROT SEED.",
		CAVE_FERN = "A FERN.",
		CHARCOAL = "THE LIFELESS REMAINS OF A ONCE-THRIVING TREE.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "JUNK.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "JUNK.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "JUNK.",
		CHESTER = "PERHAPS MY ONLY TRUE ALLY HERE.",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S LOOKING AT ME.",
			WAITING = "IT'S ASLEEP.",
		},
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "COOKED PLANT FLESH.",
		COOKEDMEAT = "FILLING.",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "WHY THE **** WOULD I WANT TO EAT THIS?",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "DISAPPOINTINGLY SMALL.",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "IT'S GOING TO BE A WHILE.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "SO CLOSE!",
			DONE = "****ING FINALLY, IT'S DONE!",
			EMPTY = "THERE'S NO FOOD IN THERE.",
		},
		CORN = "OKAY.",
		CORN_COOKED = "THIS IS BARELY A MOUTHFUL.",
		CORN_SEEDS = "A CORN SEED.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT LOOKS SINISTER.",
			HELD = "ARE YOU PLANNING SOMETHING IN THERE?",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "SOME GRASS.",
		CUTREEDS = "SOME REEDS.",
		CUTSTONE = "SLIGHTLY FANCIER STONE.",
		DEERCLOPS = "OH, **** OFF.",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "UGH.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S A DEAD TUFT OF GRASS.",
		},
		DEVTOOL = "IT SMELLS LIKE MEAT.",
		DEVTOOL_NODEV = "I COULDN'T HOLD THAT.",
		DIRTPILE = "I HAVE SUSPICIONS ABOUT THAT DIRT PILE.",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "I'M BARELY GETTING ANYTHING.",
			GENERIC = "I COULD USE THIS TO FIND THINGS.",
			HOT = "I'M ALMOST ON TOP OF IT!",
			WARM = "I THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY.",
			WARMER = "IT SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE NEAR HERE!",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "WHAT DOES THIS DO?",
			READY = "A KEY GOES IN HERE.",
			UNLOCKED = "NOW MY DEVICE WILL WORK!",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "THAT THING LOOKS USEFUL.",
		DRAGONFRUIT = "I'VE NEVER SEEN A FRUIT LIKE THAT BEFORE.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "IT LOOKS SURPRISINGLY GOOD",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "A DRAGONFRUIT SEED.",
		DRAGONPIE = "VERY GOOD.",
		DRUMSTICK = "OKAY.",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "CRISPY.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "WHERE SHOULD I PLANT THIS?",
		DUG_GRASS = "WHERE SHOULD I PLANT THIS?",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "WHERE SHOULD I PLANT THIS?",
		DUG_SAPLING = "WHERE SHOULD I PLANT THIS?",
		DURIAN = "IT SMELLS LIKE ****.",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "MAYBE I'LL BE ABLE TO CHOKE IT DOWN IF I HOLD MY NOSE.",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "A DURIAN SEED.",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "I MADE THIS OUT OF TWO LIVING HOPBEASTS. HORRIBLE.",
		EGGPLANT = "A LIE: IT'S NOT REALLY AN EGG.",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "OKAY.",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "AN EGGPLANT SEED.",
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "WE ALL BURN EVENTUALLY.",
			BURNT = "DEPRESSING.",
			CHOPPED = "HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.",
			GENERIC = "IT SMELLS NICE AND FRESH.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "WE ALL BURN EVENTUALLY.",
			BURNT = "DEPRESSING.",
			CHOPPED = "HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN.",
			GENERIC = "NO CONES? RUDE.",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "I DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT'S LOOKING AT ME.",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "THERE'S NOTHING PLANTED THERE.",
			GROWING = "GROW FASTER!",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "IT NEEDS FERTILIZER.",
		},
		FEATHERHAT = "I LOOK RIDICULOUS.",
		FEATHER_CROW = "A FEATHER FROM A BLACK FEATHERBEAST.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "A FEATHER FROM A RED FEATHERBEAST.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "A FEATHER FROM A COLD FEATHERBEAST.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "SHE'S TRAPPED!",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "THEY'LL JUST RUN AWAY IF I GO NEAR.",
			HELD = "IS THAT BLINKING AN SOS?",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "**** OFF!",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "I NEED TO FEED IT, NOW!",
			GENERIC = "USEFUL BUT UNPREDICTABLE.",
			HIGH = "IT'S DANGEROUSLY LARGE.",
			LOW = "IT'S A LITTLE WEAK.",
			NORMAL = "INVALUABLE WARMTH.",
			OUT = "I COULD ALWAYS START IT UP AGAIN.",
		},
		FIRESTAFF = "NOW I CAN LAY DOWN SICK BURNS FROM A DISTANCE.",
		FISH = "THE BONES WILL GET STUCK IN MY THROAT.",
		FISHINGROD = "I'LL LURE MY MEALS TO ME WITH A MEAL.",
		FISHSTICKS = "HOW CAN THEY BE BOTH CRUNCHY AND SOGGY?",
		FISHTACOS = "SEADWELLER FOOD.",
		FISH_COOKED = "HAS A DISTINCT AROMA OF COOKED POND SCUM.",
		FLINT = "AN ALL-PURPOSE BLADE.",
		FLOWER = "SOONER OR LATER SOMEONE WILL STEP ON IT.",
		FLOWERHAT = "A LITTLE CIRCLET OF DELUSIONS OF PEACE.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "IT LOOKS EVIL.",
		FOLIAGE = "SOME GREENERY.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "WHAT THE **** IS FOOTBALL?",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "SERVES YOU RIGHT!",
			GENERIC = "KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!",
			SLEEPING = "THAT'S RIGHT, STAY ASLEEP...",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "OKAY.",
		FROGLEGS = "I'VE HEARD HIGHBLOODS CONSIDER THIS A DELICACY.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "WELL, ****. IT REALLY DOES TASTE LIKE CLUCKBEAST.",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "SWEET AND FRUITY.",
		GEARS = "I COULD USE THOSE.",
		GHOST = "**** OFF!",
		GOLDENAXE = "A LUXURIOUS WORKER'S TOOL IS AN OXYMORON.",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "A LUXURIOUS WORKER'S TOOL IS AN OXYMORON.",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "A LUXURIOUS WORKER'S TOOL IS AN OXYMORON.",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "A LUXURIOUS WORKER'S TOOL IS AN OXYMORON.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "GREED ONLY LEADS TO THE MISTREATMENT OF OTHERS.",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "IT NEEDS TO BE FERTILIZED.",
			BURNING = "WE ALL BURN EVENTUALLY.",
			GENERIC = "IT'S SOME GRASS.",
			PICKED = "GROW BACK FASTER!",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "THIS CAN'T BE EDIBLE.",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "MAYBE COOKING IT WILL CANCEL OUT ANY DANGER?",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S A GREEN MUSHROOM.",
			INGROUND = "WHAT'S IT HIDING FROM?",
			PICKED = "GROW BACK FASTER!",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "A MAINSTAY OF THOSE THAT WOULD DO HARM TO OTHERS.",
		HAMBAT = "THAT'S ONE WAY TO INTERPRET TENDERIZE...",
		HAMMER = "NOW I CAN DISMANTLE OPPRESSIVE STRUCTURES LITERALLY AS WELL AS FIGURATIVELY.",
		HEALINGSALVE = "UNFORTUNATELY IT CANNOT HEAL SOCIETY'S ILLS.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			COLD = "IT'S ****ING FREEZING.",
			GENERIC = "I SHOULD WARM THIS UP.",
			HOT = "UNCOMFORTABLY HOT.",
			WARM = "THIS SHOULD KEEP ME WARM.",
		},
		HOME = "SOMETHING LIVES HERE.",
		HOMESIGN = "IT'S A WARNING TO KEEP OUT OF MY SPACE.",
		HONEY = "IT'S SO STICKY!",
		HONEYCOMB = "SUCH PRECISE STRUCTURES, SO EASILY BROKEN.",
		HONEYHAM = "OKAY.",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "OKAY.",
		HORN = "EVERYONE HAS BIGGER HORNS THAN ME.",
		HOUND = "LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE!",
		HOUNDBONE = "ANOTHER VICTIM OF THIS VIOLENT WORLD.",
		HOUNDMOUND = "**** NO, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.",
		ICEBOX = "THIS SHOULD KEEP MY FOOD FRESH.",
		ICEHOUND = "KEEP AWAY!",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I MUST BE SEEING THINGS...",
			INACTIVE = "IT'S BURIED.",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "I'LL NEED TO WASH HANDS AFTER EATING THIS.",
		KABOBS = "OKAY.",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "LEAVE ME ALONE!",
			HELD = "HAVE FUN IN POCKET PRISON.",
		},
		KNIGHT = "A METAL HOOFBEAST WITH A BAD TEMPER.",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "I NEED ITS MEAT MORE THAN IT DOES.",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "IF I KILL IT, I'LL HAVE MORE CHANCE OF SURVIVING.",
		KRAMPUS = "HEY! STOP THAT!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "THIS IS ****ING DISGUSTING.",
		LEIF = "OH, COME ON, EVEN THE TREES ARE TRYING TO KILL ME?",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "OH, COME ON, EVEN THE TREES ARE TRYING TO KILL ME?",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "DANGEROUS LEVELS OF POWER.",
			GENERIC = "IT'S GOOD TO KNOW I WON'T BE ELECTROCUTED.",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "IT'LL GROW UP EVEN UGLIER THAN IT IS NOW.",
		LIVINGLOG = "I DON'T LIKE THE WAY IT'S LOOKING AT ME.",
		LOCKEDWES = "HE'S TRAPPED!",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "****, I WAS GOING TO USE THAT!",
			GENERIC = "THIS IS AN INVALUABLE RESOURCE.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "I WANT SO BADLY TO TOUCH IT...",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "I SHOULD PLANT THIS SOMEWHERE.",
		MALE_PUPPET = "HE'S TRAPPED!",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "IT'S LIKE A TINY CORPSE.",
			GENERIC = "THAT'S A UNIQUE-LOOKING PLANT.",
			PICKED = "SHUT THE **** UP!",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "HEALTHY.",
		MARBLE = "THE FAVORED MATERIAL OF THE UPPER CLASSES.",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "I COULD BREAK IT IF I WANTED TO.",
		MARBLETREE = "I DIDN'T KNOW TREES CAME IN STONE.",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "WE ALL BURN EVENTUALLY.",
			GENERIC = "IT'S THORNY.",
			PICKED = "****!",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "JUST A PLANT.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "WE ALL BURN EVENTUALLY.",
			BURNT = "AND YET, THE SPIKES SURVIVED.",
			CHOPPED = "NO MORE SPIKES TO WORRY ABOUT.",
			GENERIC = "TOUCHING IT MIGHT BE A BAD IDEA.",
		},
		MAXWELL = "THE OPPRESSOR!",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "WHAT AN ARROGANT BUCKET OF BULGES.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "THERE'S NO WAY THAT MAKES SENSE.",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "IT NEEDS A KEY.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "A HIGHBLOOD'S THRONE.",
		MEAT = "OKAY.",
		MEATBALLS = "NICE AND SPICY!",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "READY FOR HARVEST.",
			DRYING = "COME ON, DRY FASTER!",
			GENERIC = "I COULD DRY MEAT ON THIS.",
		},
		MEAT_DRIED = "NOW I'LL HAVE FOOD FOR A WHILE!",
		MERM = "I THINK I'LL NAME IT CRONUS.",
		MERMHEAD = "IS THAT A WARNING TO ME OR THE MERMS?",
		MERMHOUSE = "WHAT A DILAPIDATED HIVE.",
		MINERHAT = "I'VE BEATEN THE DARKNESS!",
		MONKEY = "I DON'T TRUST IT.",
		MONKEYBARREL = "DID THAT JUST MOVE?",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "I SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT EAT THAT.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "IT'S FUZZY AND OOZING. I DON'T THINK IT'S SAFE.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "MAYBE DRYING IT TAKES OUT A BIT OF THE KICK?",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "AN IMPOLITE PARASITE.",
			HELD = "I COULD SQUISH IT IF I WANTED...",
		},
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "NOTHING LEFT IN THERE.",
			GENERIC = "I BET THERE'S SOMETHING BURIED THERE.",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "I'D ALMOST RATHER BE IN THE DARK.",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "UGH.",
		NIGHTSWORD = "IT'S A MANIFESTATION OF MY FRUSTRATIONS.",
		NITRE = "IT HAS A USE, PROBABLY.",
		ONEMANBAND = "NOW IF ONLY I WERE A MUSICIAN.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "SHOULD I OPEN IT?",
		PANFLUTE = "THIS SHOULD QUIET EVERYONE DOWN.",
		PAPYRUS = "IT'S BLANK.",
		PENGUIN = "IT LOOKS SNOOTY.",
		PERD = "STOP THAT! THOSE ARE MY BERRIES!",
		PEROGIES = "OKAY.",
		PETALS = "THEY'RE ALREADY STARTING TO WILT.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "THEY SMELL TANGY AND SHARP.",
		PICKAXE = "NOW I CAN CHIP AWAY AT THE OPPRESSIVE SYSTEM. I MEAN... ROCKS.",
		PIGGYBACK = "IT STILL SMELLS LIKE OINKBEAST.",
		PIGHEAD = "IS THAT A WARNING TO ME OR THE OINKBEASTS?",
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "THEY MUST BE VERY UNCOMFORTABLE, CRAMMED IN THERE.",
			GENERIC = "AN AVERAGE HIVE.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!",
		},
		PIGKING = "A DETESTABLE PARODY OF LEADERSHIP.",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EVENTUALLY ANYWAY.",
			FOLLOWER = "I SUPPOSE HE THINKS HIMSELF A SUFFERIST.",
			GENERIC = "I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST THESE OINKBEASTS.",
			GUARD = "HE LOOKS DANGEROUS.",
			WEREPIG = "****!",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "THE TAIL IS STILL ATTACHED...",
		PIGTENT = "AT LEAST IT'S SHELTER.",
		PIGTORCH = "IT MUST GO OUT EVENTUALLY, RIGHT?",
		PINECONE = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "I COULD PLANT THIS.",
		    PLANTED = "GROW FAST! THE STRONGER YOU ARE, THE LESS YOU CAN BE HURT.",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "THIS MIGHT BE USEFUL.",
		PLANTMEAT = "PLANT... MEAT... ?",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "I GUESS IT'S BETTER THAN NO FOOD AT ALL...",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "A NICE GREEN PLANT.",
			GROWING = "GROW FASTER!",
			READY = "I CAN HARVEST IT NOW.",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "A FANCY FRUIT.",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "OKAY.",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "A POMEGRANATE SEED.",
		POND = "THE FISH SCATTER IF I LOOK TOO CLOSELY...",
		POOP = "GROSS, BUT USEFUL.",
		PUMPKIN = "A LARGE GOURD.",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "OKAY.",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "OKAY.",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "THAT SMILE IS UNSETTLING",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "A PUMPKIN SEED",
		PURPLEAMULET = "SHUT UP!",
		PURPLEGEM = "THE GEM WITH THE MOST PRIVILEGE OF ALL.",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'LL JUST RUN IF I GET CLOSE.",
			HELD = "IT SEEMS SCARED.",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = "HOPBEASTS LIVE DOWN THERE.",
		RAINOMETER = "IT SHOWS WHEN STORMS ARE COMING.",
		RATATOUILLE = "OKAY.",
		RAZOR = "BUT I DON'T WANT TO SHAVE!",
		REDGEM = "A ROCK LIKE ANY OTHER.",
		RED_CAP = "THE COLOR MIGHT BE A WARNING.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "SHOULD I REALLY EAT THIS?",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S A RED MUSHROOM.",
			INGROUND = "WHAT'S IT HIDING FROM?",
			PICKED = "GROW BACK FASTER!",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "****, I WAS GOING TO USE THOSE!",
			GENERIC = "SOME REEDS.",
			PICKED = "GROW BACK FASTER!",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB = "NOW I CAN MAKE MORE SUPPLIES.",
		RESEARCHLAB2 = "IT HAS EVEN MORE RECIPES.",
		RESEARCHLAB3 = "I DON'T REALLY THINK I SHOULD HAVE MADE THIS.",
		RESEARCHLAB4 = "WHAT A WEIRD NAME.",
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = "THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE ME.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "A SECOND CHANCE, IF I NEED IT.",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "RED IS A DANGEROUS COLOR TO BE. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?",
			HELD = "YOU'LL BE SAFE IN MY POCKET.",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "A BLUEBLOOD BIRD.",
			HELD = "YOU'LL BE SAFE IN MY POCKET.",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "IT'S TRAPPED!",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "A CRUSTED-OVER LAVA PIT.",
			OUT = "IT SEEMS FRAGILE.",
			LOW = "THE LAVA IS STARTING TO CRUST OVER..",
			NORMAL = "COMFY.",
		},
		ROCK = "I CAN BREAK THESE DOWN, SO I CAN CARRY THEM.",
		ROCKS = "I COULD USE THESE.",
        ROOK = "A CHESS PIECE.",
		ROPE = "I SHOULD BE CAREFUL OF ROPE BURN.",
		ROTTENEGG = "UCK!",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE LOOK OF THAT.",
			INACTIVE = "IT'S GONE!",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "****, I WAS GOING TO USE THAT!",
			GENERIC = "A VERY SMALL TREE.",
			PICKED = "IT'S PICKED BARE.",
		},
		SEEDS = "THEY COULD BECOME ANYTHING.",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "NOW THEY'LL NEVER GROW INTO ANYTHING AT ALL.",
		SEWING_KIT = "JUST IN CASE MY CLOTHES GET THREADBARE.",
		SHOVEL = "THIS WILL BE USEFUL.",
		SILK = "STICKY!",
		SKELETON = "THAT COULD BE ME, SOON.",
		SKULLCHEST = "I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD OPEN THAT.",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S VERY TINY.",
			HUNGRY = "I THINK IT MIGHT BE HUNGRY.",
			STARVING = "IT'S STARVING!",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "IT COULD BE BIGGER. OH WELL.",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "THIS SHOULD KEEP FOR A WHILE.",
		SPEAR = "NOW I CAN FIGHT BACK AGAINST THOSE THAT WOULD BEAT ME DOWN.",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "I HAD NO CHOICE.",
			GENERIC = "I SHOULDN'T GET TOO CLOSE.",
			SLEEPING = "I DON'T WANT TO WAKE IT UP.",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "WHAT A STICKY HIVE.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "IF I PLANT THIS, I SHOULD PLANT IT FAR AWAY FROM ME.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "IT'S OOZING...",
		SPIDERHAT = "IT'LL BE A WARNING TO THE OTHERS.",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "(VAST EXPLETIVE)!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "I HAD NO CHOICE.",
			GENERIC = "I SHOULDN'T GET TOO CLOSE.",
			SLEEPING = "I DON'T WANT TO WAKE IT UP.",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "IT'S GONE BAD.",
		STATUEHARP = "WHERE DID THE HEAD GO?",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "IF HUMANS HAVE HIGHBLOODS, HE'S ONE.",
		STINGER = "EVEN REMOVED FROM THE BEE, IT'S STILL SHARP.",
		STRAWHAT = "PROTECTION FROM THE SUN.",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "OKAY.",
		SUNKBOAT = "WELL WHAT THE **** GOOD IS THAT?",
		TAFFY = "IT GETS STUCK BETWEEN MY FANGS.",
		TALLBIRD = "THAT FEATHERBEAST HAS IT IN FOR ME!",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "THIS EGG IS HUGE.",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "EVEN JUST ONE OF THESE IS SO BIG...",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S FREEZING.",
			GENERIC = "SHOULD I REALLY HATCH IT?",
			HOT = "IT'S BURNING UP!",
			LONG = "IT'S NOWHERE NEAR READY TO HATCH YET.",
			SHORT = "IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S CLOSE TO HATCHING!",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "I COULD LIVE OFF THAT EGG FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.",
			PICKED = "IT'S EMPTY.",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT'S GROWING UP MEAN.",
			HUNGRY = "I THINK IT'S HUNGRY.",
			STARVING = "IT REALLY NEEDS TO BE FED!",
		},
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "FINALLY READY.",
			GEMS = "IT'S NOT FINISHED YET.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "LOOKS GOOD.",
			GEMS = "IT NEEDS A GEM.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "ALRIGHT! LET'S GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!",
			GENERIC = "I MIGHT BE ABLE TO USE THIS TO ESCAPE!",
			LOCKED = "IT NEEDS SOMETHING MORE.",
			PARTIAL = "IT'S SO CLOSE TO BEING READY!",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "IT'S A BOX.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "IT'S A CRANK.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "IT'S SOME KIND OF METAL TUBER.",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "IT'S A RING.",
		TELESTAFF = "I COULD GO ANYWHERE WITH THIS.",
		TENT = "A SAFE PLACE TO SLEEP.",
		TENTACLE = "IT'S LIKE A HUGE BULGE, UGH!",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "OBNOXIOUSLY POINTY.",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "EW, IT'S SLIMY.",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "IT'S ****ING HUGE!",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "MORE BULGES!",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "I AM SO ****ING DONE WITH THESE THINGS.",
		TOPHAT = "I FEEL LIKE A TOOL OF THE SYSTEM WEARING THIS.",
		TORCH = "A PORTABLE PROTEST BEACON.",
		TRAP = "A TEMPORARY PRISON.",
		TRAP_TEETH = "****!",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "I SHOULD BE CAREFUL WHERE I STEP.",
		TREASURECHEST = "I CAN PUT MY STUFF IN THERE.",
		TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "I DON'T TRUST THIS CHEST...",
		TREECLUMP = "IT'S BLOCKING MY WAY.",
		TRINKET_1 = "A WEIRD HUMAN RELIC.",
		TRINKET_2 = "IT'S USELESS.",
		TRINKET_3 = "A KNOT THAT'S NOT EVEN TIED TO ANYTHING.",
		TRINKET_4 = "****ING CREEPY.",
		TRINKET_5 = "THE BATTERSHIP 2.",
		TRINKET_6 = "PROBABLY USELESS.",
		TRINKET_7 = "FRUSTRATING.",
		TRINKET_8 = "COMPLETELY POINTLESS HERE.",
		TRINKET_9 = "I DON'T REALLY NEED TO BUTTON ANYTHING.",
		TRINKET_10 = "THESE FANGS ARE EVEN DULLER THAN MINE.",
		TRINKET_11 = "IT'S TALKING TO ME.",
		TRINKET_12 = "GROSS!",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "IT'S LIGHT AND AIRY.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "PROTECTION AGAINST THE ELEMENTS.",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "AM I REALLY GOING TO EAT THIS?",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "A LIGHT PROBOSCIS.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "A THICK PROBOSCIS..",
		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "IT'S SCRATCHY AND OLD.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "THE PATTERN IS TACKY.",
		TURF_DIRT = "SOME DIRT.",
		TURF_FOREST = "SOME FOREST GRASS.",
		TURF_GRASS = "SOME GRASS.",
		TURF_MARSH = "SOME MARSH.",
		TURF_ROAD = "A STONE PATH.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "SOME ROCKY GROUND.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "SOME SAVANNA.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "SOME FLOORBOARDS.",
		TURKEYDINNER = "EXTRAVAGANT.",
		TWIGS = "SOME TWIGS.",
		UMBRELLA = "IT KEEPS MY HORNS DRY.",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "I SHOULDN'T TOUCH IT.",
		WAFFLES = "FLUFFY.",
		WALL_HAY = "IT'S NOT AT ALL STURDY.",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "A WASTE OF GRASS.",
		WALL_STONE = "NICE AND STRONG.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "THIS SHOULD GIVE ME AT LEAST SOME PROTECTION.",
		WALL_RUINS = "A STRANGE WALL.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "I FEEL ODDLY SAFE.",
		WALL_WOOD = "LOOKS ALRIGHT.",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING..",
		WALRUS = "HE DOESN'T LOOK FRIENDLY.",
		WALRUSHAT = "IT SMELLS LIKE TUSKBEAST.",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "IT'S AN EMPTY CAMP.",
			GENERIC = "I'VE NEVER SEEN A HIVE LIKE THAT BEFORE.",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "I'LL JUST TAKE THIS, SINCE ITS ORIGINAL OWNER DOESN'T NEED IT.",
		WASPHIVE = "THERE'S ANGRY BUZZING COMING FROM IT.",
		WETGOOP = "THIS BARELY QUALIFIES AS FOOD.",
		WINTERHAT = "NOW MY EARS WON'T FREEZE.",
		WINTEROMETER = "IT LETS ME KNOW WHEN WINTER'S COMING.",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "IT LOOKS LIKE THE MOUTH OF A HORRORTERROR THAT'S NEVER BRUSHED.",
			OPEN = "JUMPING IN WOULD BE A TERRIBLE ****ING IDEA, SO WHY DO I WANT TO?",
		},
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "IT DOESN'T LOOK HEALTHY.",
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "IT'S A THING.",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "I CAN'T SEE ****.",
}