return {
	ACTIONFAIL =
	{
		SHAVE =
		{
			AWAKEBEEFALO = "That doesn't seem very sensible.",
			GENERIC = "No, thank you.",
			NOBITS = "It wouldn't do me much good!",
		},
		STORE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Oh, hm. This might be an issue.",
			NOTALLOWED = "That can't possibly fit.",
		},
	},
	ACTIONFAIL_GENERIC = "We all fail sometimes.",
	ANNOUNCE_ADVENTUREFAIL = "Nothing to do but try harder next time!",
	ANNOUNCE_BEES = "Oh, no, bees!",
	ANNOUNCE_BOOMERANG = "I caught it with my face.",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE = "What was that?",
	ANNOUNCE_CHARLIE_ATTACK = "Ouch! Please, stop!",
	ANNOUNCE_COLD = "Trolls aren't made for the cold.",
	ANNOUNCE_CRAFTING_FAIL = "It looks like I need something more.",
	ANNOUNCE_DEERCLOPS = "That sounds bigger than a musclebeast!",
	ANNOUNCE_DUSK = "Ah, dusk. What a nice time of day.",
	ANNOUNCE_EAT =
	{
		GENERIC = "Delicious!",
		PAINFUL = "Ouch! Why did I do that?",
		SPOILED = "A distinct aftertaste of awful.",
		STALE = "That tasted kind of... off.",
	},
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_DARK = "I can't even see my own nubs.",
	ANNOUNCE_ENTER_LIGHT = "Thank goodness!",
	ANNOUNCE_FREEDOM = "I did it! I'm free!",
	ANNOUNCE_HOUNDS = "That sounded like a pack of barkbeasts...",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNGRY = "I need to eat!",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_BEAST_NEARBY = "There's a musclebeast near that I might be able to take down...",
	ANNOUNCE_HUNT_LOST_TRAIL = "I don't think there's any more tracks.",
	ANNOUNCE_INV_FULL = "I can't carry anything more.",
	ANNOUNCE_KILLERBEES = "They sound like the Psiioniic when he's angry.",
	ANNOUNCE_KNOCKEDOUT = "My head feels like a hoofbeast stepped on it.",
	ANNOUNCE_MOSQUITOS = "Get away from me!",
	ANNOUNCE_NODANGERSLEEP = "No sleeping when there's a possibility of being culled.",
	ANNOUNCE_NODAYSLEEP = "Can't sleep if it's bright out like this.",
	ANNOUNCE_NOHUNGERSLEEP = "Food, then sleep.",
	ANNOUNCE_PECKED = "Stop that, please!",
	ANNOUNCE_QUAKE = "That doesn't sound good at all!",
	ANNOUNCE_THORNS = "Ouch!",
	ANNOUNCE_TORCH_OUT = "Oh, no, please turn back on!",
	ANNOUNCE_TRAP_WENT_OFF = "Ah, oops...",
	ANNOUNCE_UNIMPLEMENTED = "I'd rather not know.",
	ANNOUNCE_WORMHOLE = "Not one of my better ideas.",
	ANNOUNCE_CANFIX = "This wouldn't be too difficult to fix...",
	BATTLECRY =
	{
		GENERIC = "Sorry!",
		PIG = "Forgive me for this!",
		PREY = "Shh, shh, I just want to eat you...",
		BEE = "Why can't we be friends?",
		KILLERBEE = "Why can't we be friends?",
		MOSQUITO = "Get back!",
		SPIDER = "We don't have to fight!",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "You made me do this!",
	},
	COMBAT_QUIT =
	{
		GENERIC = "See? We don't have to fight!",
		PIG = "Just as well. Violence helps no one.",
		PREY = "The Disciple would have been able to do it...",
		SPIDER = "Maybe it realized we were fellow insects?",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR = "What a relief.",
	},
	DESCRIBE =
	{
	
		BEDROLL_SOPOR = "I think Mother would call this shade of purple 'snazzy'.",
		SOPOR__SLIME = "It's thick, sticky, and incredibly soothing.",
		EEL = "I'd prefer a fish, but it'll do.",
		EEL_COOKED = "It actually looks kind of good!",
		UNAGI = "How fancy.",
		EYETURRET = "I hope it doesn't turn on me.",
		EYETURRET_ITEM = "Oh, it's asleep!",
		MINOTAURHORN = "All in all I'm pleased this is here and not in my gut.",
		THULECITE_PIECES = "It's some smaller chunks of Thulecite.",
		POND_ALGAE = "Some algae by a pond.",
		GREENSTAFF = "This is going to make things much easier!",
		POTTEDFERN = "It makes this place feel almost hospitable!",
		
		THULECITE = "I wonder where this is from?",
		ARMORRUINS = "It looks like it should be heavier.",
		RUINS_BAT = "This feels like a highblood's weapon...",
		BISHOP_NIGHTMARE = "Terrifying.",
		ROOK_NIGHTMARE = "I don't like it.",
		KNIGHT_NIGHTMARE = "It looks unsound...",
		MINOTAUR = "Please don't be angry!",
		SPIDER_DROPPER = "Note to self: Don't look up.",
		NIGHTMARELIGHT = "It gives me an eerie vibe.",
		GREENGEM = "It reminds me of the Disciple, a little.",
		RELIC = "Old and full of secrets.",
		RUINS_RUBBLE = "I could break that down, since it's in pieces anyway.",
		RUBBLE = "Just bits and pieces of rock.",
		MULTITOOL_AXE_PICKAXE = "Oh, this is genius!",
		ORANGESTAFF = "Much better than walking!",
		YELLOWAMULET = "It feels warm...",
		GREENAMULET = "This is going to make things much easier!",
			
		SLURPER = "It's so fuzzy!",
		SLURPER_PELT = "So soft... if a little damp.",
		ARMORSLURPER = "I don't know if I really want to wear this.",
		ORANGEAMULET = "This is going to make things much easier!",
		YELLOWSTAFF = "What a lovely glow.",
		YELLOWGEM = "It's the Psiioniic's color...",
		ORANGEGEM = "Very nice to look at.",
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "All ready!",
			GEMS = "It needs something more.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "Looks good to me.",
			GEMS = "I think it may need a gem.",
		},
		STAFFLIGHT = "That's probably dangerous.",
	
        ANCIENT_ALTAR = "Who worshipped here?",
		ANCIENT_ALTAR_BROKEN = "I could fix this.",
        ANCIENT_STATUE = "How... different.",
		
		LICHEN = "It's very lumpy.",
		CUTLICHEN = "Not very tasty. Probably won't keep, either.",
		
		CAVE_BANANA = "Kind of squishy.",
		CAVE_BANANA_COOKED = "Not bad!",
		CAVE_BANANA_TREE = "How is it growing down here?",
		ROCKY = "I feel a strange kinship with it...",
		
		NIGHTMARE_TIMEPIECE =
		{
			CALM = "Nothing out of the ordinary.",
			WARN = "It's telling me to be careful!",
			WAXING = "It's getting worse!",
			STEADY = "It seems about steady.",
			WANING = "It's easing off.",
			DAWN = "It'll be over soon, thank goodness.",
			NOMAGIC = "It's not doing much of anything.",
		},
		
		HOUNDSTOOTH="Sharp!",
		ARMORSNURTLESHELL="It's sticky.",
		BAT="Augh!",
		BATBAT = "It looks like it might fly away...",
		BATWING="I don't know if I should eat it.",
		BATWING_COOKED="Crunchy.",
		BEDROLL_FURRY="How soft!",
		BUNNYMAN="I hope we can be friends.",
		FLOWER_CAVE="Lovely.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_DOUBLE="Lovely.",
		FLOWER_CAVE_TRIPLE="Lovely.",
		GUANO="At least it's useful.",
		LANTERN="An invaluable tool.",
		LIGHTBULB="It's so bright!",
		MANRABBIT_TAIL="So soft...",
		MUSHTREE_TALL  ="I've never seen anything like that!",
		MUSHTREE_MEDIUM="What a strange mushroom...",
		MUSHTREE_SMALL ="Oh, it's so tiny!",
		RABBITHOUSE="I didn't know hopbeasts had hives!",
		SLURTLE="It seems almost relaxed.",
		SLURTLE_SHELLPIECES="I don't know if I could put this back together.",
		SLURTLEHAT="This should keep me safe.",
		SLURTLEHOLE="What is that?",
		SLURTLESLIME="Uck.",
		SNURTLE="Oh, don't run!",
		SPIDER_HIDER="Not more spiders!",
		SPIDER_SPITTER="But why?",
		SPIDERHOLE="I should leave...",
		STALAGMITE="Looks like a rock to me.",
		STALAGMITE_FULL="Looks like a rock to me.",
		STALAGMITE_LOW="Looks like a rock to me.",
		STALAGMITE_MED="Looks like a rock to me.",
		STALAGMITE_TALL="Rocks, rocks, rocks...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_FULL="Rocks, rocks, rocks...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_LOW="Rocks, rocks, rocks...",
		STALAGMITE_TALL_MED="Rocks, rocks, rocks...",
		TURF_FUNGUS="A bit of ground.",
		TURF_MUD="A bit of ground.",
		TURF_SINKHOLE="A bit of ground.",
		TURF_UNDERROCK="A bit of ground.",	

		POWCAKE = "I'd rather not, if possible.",
        CAVE_ENTRANCE = 
        {
            GENERIC="I wonder if I could break it?",
            OPEN = "If there's one thing I know, it's caves! I should explore it.",
        },
        CAVE_EXIT = "That should take me back up top.",
		MAXWELLPHONOGRAPH = "It's kind of catchy.",
		BOOMERANG = "Here's hoping I can catch it.",
		PIGGUARD = "He looks very serious.",
		ADVENTURE_PORTAL = "Is it worth it?",
		AMULET = "I feel so safe!",
		ANIMAL_TRACK = "Something large came through here.",
		ARMORGRASS = "It's a little itchy.",
		ARMORMARBLE = "Heavy, but classy!",
		ARMORWOOD = "Now I just need to stay away from fire...",
		ARMOR_SANITY = "Stop talking! Please!",
		ASH =
		{
			GENERIC = "Everything is fleeting.",
			REMAINS_EYE_BONE = "Oh, no!",
			REMAINS_THINGIE = "This was something, before.",
		},
		AXE = "Allows me to be more self-sufficient!",
		BABYBEEFALO = "Oh, adorable!",
		BACKPACK = "More room for supplies!",
		BACONEGGS = "A balanced breakfast, though I'd prefer it with more grubs.",
		BANDAGE = "Getting hurt is inevitable; the best I can do is be ready.",
		BASALT = "There's no way that will break.",
		BEARDHAIR = "It's scruff, but it's not mine...",
		BEDROLL_STRAW = "It's not quite a cocoon, but it'll do.",
		BEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I can't tell if that buzzing is friendly or not.",
			HELD = "I think I'll name you Psii 2.0.",
		},
		BEEBOX =
		{
			FULLHONEY = "It's practically overflowing!",
			GENERIC = "A hive for bees, not trolls.",
			NOHONEY = "There's no honey yet...",
			SOMEHONEY = "I should wait until there's more.",
		},
		BEEFALO =
		{
			FOLLOWER = "It's my friend.",
			GENERIC = "They seem nice, for hoofbeasts.",
			NAKED = "It looks miserable. I feel kind of bad...",
			SLEEPING = "I ought to be as quiet as possible.",
		},
		BEEFALOHAT = "These horns are so much bigger than mine!",
		BEEFALOWOOL = "It's a little musky.",
		BEEHAT = "This ought to keep the bees friendly.",
		BEEHIVE = "What a lovely little hive!",
		BEEMINE = "A tiny ball of concentrated rage.",
		BEEMINE_MAXWELL = "They don't sound happy at all in there.",
		BERRIES = "Red. A very special color!",
		BERRIES_COOKED = "A little mushy, but very flavorful!",
		BERRYBUSH =
		{
			BARREN = "It needs feeding.",
			GENERIC = "Those look tasty!",
			PICKED = "Grow back soon!",
		},
		BIRDCAGE =
		{
			GENERIC = "A hive for featherbeasts.",
			OCCUPIED = "Hello, little friend.",
			SLEEPING = "Shh, don't wake her.",
		},
		BIRDTRAP = "Come here, featherbeast friends...",
		BIRD_EGG = "A featherbeast egg.",
		BIRD_EGG_COOKED = "Nutritious!",
		BISHOP = "There's only room for one preacher on this island!",
		BLOWDART_FIRE = "This is an accident waiting to happen.",
		BLOWDART_SLEEP = "It's infused with calming shooshes.",
		BLUEAMULET = "Cold to the touch.",
		BLUEGEM = "A privileged gem.",
		BLUEPRINT = "Very concise.",
		BLUE_CAP = "Is it safe to eat?",
		BLUE_CAP_COOKED = "I'm still not sure about it...",
		BLUE_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's a blue mushroom.",
			INGROUND = "Is it scared of something?",
			PICKED = "Grow back soon!",
		},
		BOARDS = "Boards.",
		BOAT = "Reminds me of the one back home.",
		BONESTEW = "Very filling!",
		BUGNET = "Now I can collect my insect friends safely!",
		BUSHHAT = "This is going to look so silly.",
		BUTTER = "Delicious!",
		BUTTERFLY =
		{
			GENERIC = "How pretty!",
			HELD = "I must be very careful not to hurt it.",
		},
		BUTTERFLYMUFFIN = "Delicious!",
		BUTTERFLYWINGS = "Oh, how sad...",
		CAMPFIRE =
		{
			EMBERS = "It's almost out!",
			GENERIC = "So long as it's contained, I guess it's safe.",
			HIGH = "It may be a little too large...",
			LOW = "It could do with feeding.",
			NORMAL = "Nice and warm.",
			OUT = "Oh well.",
		},
		CANE = "This would have been so useful on Alternia!",
		CARROT = "Nice and crisp.",
		CARROT_COOKED = "A little soft.",
		CARROT_PLANTED = "It's practically asking to be picked.",
		CARROT_SEEDS = "It's a carrot seed.",
		CAVE_FERN = "It's a fern.",
		CHARCOAL = "It's smudged my fingers black.",
        CHESSJUNK1 = "Broken clockwork pieces.",
        CHESSJUNK2 = "Broken clockwork pieces.",
        CHESSJUNK3 = "Broken clockwork pieces.",
		CHESTER = "Chestr.",
		CHESTER_EYEBONE =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's looking at me.",
			WAITING = "I think it's sleeping.",
		},
		COOKEDMANDRAKE = "Sorry.",
		COOKEDMEAT = "A perfect meal!",
		COOKEDMONSTERMEAT = "I really shouldn't eat this.",
		COOKEDSMALLMEAT = "Better than nothing.",
		COOKPOT =
		{
			COOKING_LONG = "It still has a ways to go.",
			COOKING_SHORT = "Soon!",
			DONE = "It's finished!",
			EMPTY = "Nothing to eat in there right now.",
		},
		CORN = "Delicious!",
		CORN_COOKED = "Not very filling...",
		CORN_SEEDS = "It's a corn seed.",
		CROW =
		{
			GENERIC = "It looks moody.",
			HELD = "It's sulking.",
		},
		CUTGRASS = "Some grass, in case I need it.",
		CUTREEDS = "Some reeds, in case I need them.",
		CUTSTONE = "A triumph in straight lines.",
		DEERCLOPS = "Oh, no, oh no!",
		DEERCLOPS_EYEBALL = "Uck.",
		DEPLETED_GRASS =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's probably a tuft of grass.",
		},
		DEVTOOL = "It smells of bacon!",
		DEVTOOL_NODEV = "I'm not strong enough to wield it.",
		DIRTPILE = "Just some dirt... I think?",
		DIVININGROD =
		{
			COLD = "The signal is very soft.",
			GENERIC = "I think it could be used to locate things.",
			HOT = "I must be very close!",
			WARM = "This must be the right way.",
			WARMER = "I think I'm onto something!",
		},
		DIVININGRODBASE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I wonder what it does.",
			READY = "It looks like it needs a large key.",
			UNLOCKED = "Now my machine will work!",
		},
		DIVININGRODSTART = "That rod looks useful!",
		DRAGONFRUIT = "What a nice color.",
		DRAGONFRUIT_COOKED = "I hope it tastes as good as it looks!",
		DRAGONFRUIT_SEEDS = "It's a dragon fruit seed.",
		DRAGONPIE = "I could live off of these.",
		DRUMSTICK = "Tasty!",
		DRUMSTICK_COOKED = "It's even better cooked.",
		DUG_BERRYBUSH = "Now, where to put this...",
		DUG_GRASS = "Now, where to put this...",
		DUG_MARSH_BUSH = "Now, where to put this...",
		DUG_SAPLING = "Now, where to put this...",
		DURIAN = "It smells like a hoofbeast's load gaper.",
		DURIAN_COOKED = "It doesn't smell any better cooked.",
		DURIAN_SEEDS = "It's a durian seed.",
		EARMUFFSHAT = "Soft and fuzzy.",
		EGGPLANT = "I don't believe this is actually an egg...",
		EGGPLANT_COOKED = "It looks almost meaty.",
		EGGPLANT_SEEDS = "It's an eggplant seed.",
		EVERGREEN =
		{
			BURNING = "It's burning so fast!",
			BURNT = "A shadow of its former self.",
			CHOPPED = "It was necessary.",
			GENERIC = "There weren't many of these in the Alternian desert.",
		},
		EVERGREEN_SPARSE =
		{
			BURNING = "It's burning so fast!",
			BURNT = "A shadow of its former self.",
			CHOPPED = "It was necessary.",
			GENERIC = "No cones, but I forgive you.",
		},
		EYEPLANT = "Stop looking at me... please.",
		FARMPLOT =
		{
			GENERIC = "I should plant something.",
			GROWING = "You can do it! Grow, grow, grow!",
			NEEDSFERTILIZER = "It probably needs some food.",
		},
		FEATHERHAT = "I'm such a majestic featherbeast.",
		FEATHER_CROW = "A feather from a black featherbeast.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN = "A feather from a red featherbeast.",
		FEATHER_ROBIN_WINTER = "A feather from a cold featherbeast.",
		FEM_PUPPET = "She's trapped!",
		FIREFLIES =
		{
			GENERIC = "I wish trolls were bioluminescent.",
			HELD = "They're blinking at me. I wonder if they're saying hello?",
		},
		FIREHOUND = "It looks so angry!",
		FIREPIT =
		{
			EMBERS = "It's almost out!",
			GENERIC = "So long as it's contained, I guess it's safe.",
			HIGH = "It may be a little too large...",
			LOW = "It could do with feeding.",
			NORMAL = "Nice and warm.",
			OUT = "I can start it up again if I want.",
		},
		FIRESTAFF = "This is going to end badly.",
		FISH = "Bony but filling.",
		FISHINGROD = "I hope the fish like it as much as I do.",
		FISHSTICKS = "Do these qualify as food?",
		FISHTACOS = "Delicious!",
		FISH_COOKED = "Still tastes fishy.",
		FLINT = "A sharp rock.",
		FLOWER = "It's little things like this that make the world beautiful.",
		FLOWERHAT = "A little circlet of good feelings.",
		FLOWER_EVIL = "It looks sinister.",
		FOLIAGE = "Some leafy greens.",
		FOOTBALLHAT = "Trolls don't even have football.",
		FROG =
		{
			DEAD = "Sorry!",
			GENERIC = "It doesn't look very friendly...",
			SLEEPING = "I wouldn't want to wake it up.",
		},
		FROGGLEBUNWICH = "Delicious!",
		FROGLEGS = "That's so sad.",
		FROGLEGS_COOKED = "It really does taste like cluckbeast.",
		FRUITMEDLEY = "Delicious!",
		GEARS = "Those are probably good for something.",
		GHOST = "This is really more the Psiioniic's territory...",
		GOLDENAXE = "It's so needlessly opulent.",
		GOLDENPICKAXE = "It's so needlessly opulent.",
		GOLDENPITCHFORK = "It's so needlessly opulent.",
		GOLDENSHOVEL = "It's so needlessly opulent.",
		GOLDNUGGET = "This is more wealth than I ever had on Alternia.",
		GRASS =
		{
			BARREN = "It needs to be fed.",
			BURNING = "It's burning so fast!",
			GENERIC = "It's a tuft of grass.",
			PICKED = "I'm sure it will grow back.",
		},
		GREEN_CAP = "I'm not sure I should eat this.",
		GREEN_CAP_COOKED = "Maybe cooking it makes it safe?",
		GREEN_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's a green mushroom.",
			INGROUND = "Is it scared of something?",
			PICKED = "Grow back soon!",
		},
		GUNPOWDER = "Everything that I am is wary of this.",
		HAMBAT = "There must be something wrong with this, but I can't think of what.",
		HAMMER = "Now I can dismantle oppressive structures. Literally, I mean.",
		HEALINGSALVE = "Of course, it can only fix so much.",
		HEATROCK =
		{
			COLD = "It's freezing.",
			GENERIC = "I bet this would work well near the fire.",
			HOT = "Just on the right side of burn-y.",
			WARM = "Very comfortable.",
		},
		HOME = "Someone must live here.",
		HOMESIGN = "There. Now my territory is marked clearly.",
		HONEY = "The Psiioniic would have been so excited about this.",
		HONEYCOMB = "Tiny hives within a hive!",
		HONEYHAM = "Delicious!",
		HONEYNUGGETS = "Delicious!",
		HORN = "It seems everyone has bigger horns than me...",
		HOUND = "Go away, please!",
		HOUNDBONE = "I'm not sure how I feel about that.",
		HOUNDMOUND = "I don't want anything to do with that.",
		ICEBOX = "Now things will stay fresher longer!",
		ICEHOUND = "Lusus white, musclebeast mean!",
		INSANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "Am I seeing things?",
			INACTIVE = "It's mostly underground.",
		},
		JAMMYPRESERVES = "Sticky and sweet!",
		KABOBS = "Delicoius!",
		KILLERBEE =
		{
			GENERIC = "Leave me alone!",
			HELD = "And you'll stay in time-out until you've learned your lesson.",
		},
		KNIGHT = "It doesn't look friendly...",
		KOALEFANT_SUMMER = "I hope it's friendly.",
		KOALEFANT_WINTER = "It looks as warm as I wish I was...",
		KRAMPUS = "Oh, please don't do that!",
		KRAMPUS_SACK = "Touching this is gross on an almost transcendent level.",
		LEIF = "Even the trees are angry with me!",
		LEIF_SPARSE = "Even the trees are angry with me!",
		LIGHTNING_ROD =
		{
			CHARGED = "So much power contained in one place...",
			GENERIC = "Thank you for the help you provide.",
		},
		LITTLE_WALRUS = "Such a tiny tuskbeast!",
		LIVINGLOG = "Just how sentient is it? This is uncomfortable.",
		LOCKEDWES = "He's trapped!",
		LOG =
		{
			BURNING = "Oh, no, I could have used that!",
			GENERIC = "I could make almost anything with this.",
		},
		LUREPLANT = "I shouldn't touch it... but I want to...",
		LUREPLANTBULB = "Where would be the best place to plant this...",
		MALE_PUPPET = "He's trapped!",
		MANDRAKE =
		{
			DEAD = "I wonder if it does anything special?",
			GENERIC = "That plant looks different.",
			PICKED = "Please please be quiet!",
		},
		MANDRAKESOUP = "Nice and healthy!",
		MARBLE = "Fancy and strong.",
		MARBLEPILLAR = "I want it.",
		MARBLETREE = "Where do I even begin to cut that?",
		MARSH_BUSH =
		{
			BURNING = "It's burning so fast!",
			GENERIC = "It looks thorny.",
			PICKED = "Ouch!",
		},
		MARSH_PLANT = "It's just another plant.",
		MARSH_TREE =
		{
			BURNING = "Oh no!",
			BURNT = "The spikes are still there.",
			CHOPPED = "There. I've rendered it spikeless.",
			GENERIC = "I'd rather not touch it.",
		},
		MAXWELL = "I hate that man. Platonically.",
		MAXWELLHEAD = "This seems almost too obnoxious to be real.",
		MAXWELLLIGHT = "But how does it work?",
		MAXWELLLOCK = "It looks like a key should fit there.",
		MAXWELLTHRONE = "I wouldn't want to sit there.",
		MEAT = "Not bad.",
		MEATBALLS = "Spiced to perfection!",
		MEATRACK =
		{
			DONE = "All dried!",
			DRYING = "It's certainly taking a while.",
			GENERIC = "I can use this to dry meat.",
		},
		MEAT_DRIED = "This should last a while!",
		MERM = "It looks like a really, really unfortunate seadweller.",
		MERMHEAD = "That's barbaric.",
		MERMHOUSE = "That hive is falling apart.",
		MINERHAT = "Now I'll be able to see!",
		MONKEY = "Hey there, friend.",
		MONKEYBARREL = "Did that just move?",
		MONSTERLASAGNA = "I'm a little frightened of it.",
		MONSTERMEAT = "Questionably edible.",
		MONSTERMEAT_DRIED = "I don't know if I trust it.",
		MOSQUITO =
		{
			GENERIC = "By far the worst sort of insect.",
			HELD = "It's making gross squishy noises.",
		},
		MOUND =
		{
			DUG = "I apologize, but I was curious.",
			GENERIC = "Humans bury their dead? I wonder what else they bury.",
		},
		NIGHTLIGHT = "This light isn't very comforting.",
		NIGHTMAREFUEL = "I don't like that it's moving.",
		NIGHTSWORD = "How could a nonviolent mind create something like this?",
		NITRE = "It looks different from the other rocks.",
		ONEMANBAND = "I was never all that musically gifted.",
		PANDORASCHEST = "I wonder what's in there?",
		PANFLUTE = "Shoosh in G Major.",
		PAPYRUS = "The Disciple would have loved this for her scriptures.",
		PENGUIN = "What a rude featherbeast!",
		PERD = "Leave some berries for me!",
		PEROGIES = "Delicious!",
		PETALS = "Their smell is soothing.",
		PETALS_EVIL = "Why am I carrying these around?",
		PICKAXE = "Now I can break down rocks into slightly smaller rocks.",
		PIGGYBACK = "We could have been friends...",
		PIGHEAD = "That's barbaric.",
		PIGHOUSE =
		{
			FULL = "How do they all fit in there?",
			GENERIC = "That's a nice-looking hive.",
			LIGHTSOUT = "Hello? Are you in there?",
		},
		PIGKING = "Another excellent example of complacent monarchy.",
		PIGMAN =
		{
			DEAD = "What a pity.",
			FOLLOWER = "All it takes is giving a little to get a lot of friendship!",
			GENERIC = "I wonder if we'll be friends?",
			GUARD = "He looks dangerous.",
			WEREPIG = "Oh, no!",
		},
		PIGSKIN = "I wonder what their name was...",
		PIGTENT = "It smells distinctly of oinkbeast.",
		PIGTORCH = "Does it ever go out?",
		PINECONE = 
		{
		    GENERIC = "Everything starts somewhere, even the tallest of trees.",
		    PLANTED = "Grow up big and strong!",
		},
		PITCHFORK = "I bet this will come in handy.",
		PLANTMEAT = "It's plant... but it's meat?",
		PLANTMEAT_COOKED = "I'm only eating it if I absolutely must.",
		PLANT_NORMAL =
		{
			GENERIC = "How green and cheerful!",
			GROWING = "Look at it grow!",
			READY = "It's ready to be picked.",
		},
		POMEGRANATE = "I like the color.",
		POMEGRANATE_COOKED = "Delicious!",
		POMEGRANATE_SEEDS = "It's a pomegranate seed.",
		POND = "Clear, cool, and full of tasty fish.",
		POOP = "Hoofbeast leavings are so useful!",
		PUMPKIN = "It's so large!",
		PUMPKINCOOKIE = "Delicious!",
		PUMPKIN_COOKED = "Very tasty.",
		PUMPKIN_LANTERN = "I can't tell if that's a genuine smile.",
		PUMPKIN_SEEDS = "It's a pumpkin seed.",
		PURPLEAMULET = "Shh, shh, stop talking!",
		PURPLEGEM = "About as unsettling as the Condesce herself.",
		RABBIT =
		{
			GENERIC = "It looks friendly!",
			HELD = "I can feel its bloodpusher beating so fast...",
		},
		RABBITHOLE = "That must be where the hopbeasts live.",
		RAINOMETER = "It tells me when to expect to get wet.",
		RATATOUILLE = "Delicious!",
		RAZOR = "Oh, but I like my scruff...",
		REDGEM = "Definitely my favorite gem!",
		RED_CAP = "The color may very well be a warning.",
		RED_CAP_COOKED = "Eating this will be a risk.",
		RED_MUSHROOM =
		{
			GENERIC = "It's a red mushroom.",
			INGROUND = "Is it scared of something?",
			PICKED = "Grow back soon!",
		},
		REEDS =
		{
			BURNING = "No! I need those!",
			GENERIC = "It's a clump of reeds.",
			PICKED = "Grow back soon!",
		},
		RESEARCHLAB = "With this, I can make so much!",
		RESEARCHLAB2 = "New and improved!",
		RESEARCHLAB3 = "I'm not sure I'm glad I made this.",
		RESEARCHLAB4 = "Who would name something that?",
		RESURRECTIONSTATUE = "That doesn't look at all like me.",
		RESURRECTIONSTONE = "A failsafe.",
		ROBIN =
		{
			GENERIC = "I like his taste in color.",
			HELD = "Hello, small red friend.",
		},
		ROBIN_WINTER =
		{
			GENERIC = "It looks very regal.",
			HELD = "Soft and warm, even in this weather.",
		},
		ROBOT_PUPPET = "It's trapped!",
		ROCK_LIGHT =
		{
			GENERIC = "A crusted over lava pit.",
			OUT = "Looks fragile",
			LOW = "The lava's crusting over.",
			NORMAL = "Nice and comfy.",
		},
		ROCK = "I can break this down into smaller rocks.",
		ROCKS = "These might come in handy.",
        ROOK = "Some sort of chess piece.",
		ROPE = "With it I can tie the sturdiest of knots.",
		ROTTENEGG = "That can't be edible.",
		SANITYROCK =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I don't like the look of that...",
			INACTIVE = "It disappeared!",
		},
		SAPLING =
		{
			BURNING = "No! I was going to use that!",
			GENERIC = "It's a small tree.",
			PICKED = "Now it's even smaller.",
		},
		SEEDS = "I wonder what they'll grow into?",
		SEEDS_COOKED = "Toasty and tasty.",
		SEWING_KIT = "Good thing Mother taught me how to use one of these.",
		SHOVEL = "This will be useful!",
		SILK = "Soft and a little sticky.",
		SKELETON = "Oh, that poor person!",
		SKULLCHEST = "I don't really want to see what's in there.",
		SMALLBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "Oh, it's so small!",
			HUNGRY = "Are you hungry, little friend?",
			STARVING = "It looks starved, poor thing!",
		},
		SMALLMEAT = "I wish it were bigger, but it'll do.",
		SMALLMEAT_DRIED = "This should keep nicely.",
		SPEAR = "I suppose I really should have a means of defending myself.",
		SPIDER =
		{
			DEAD = "I'm sorry, but you left me no choice.",
			GENERIC = "I should steer clear.",
			SLEEPING = "I don't want to wake it...",
		},
		SPIDERDEN = "Spider hives are sticky.",
		SPIDEREGGSACK = "I should plant this. Far, far away.",
		SPIDERGLAND = "It smells almost tangy.",
		SPIDERHAT = "Wearing this feels wrong, somehow.",
		SPIDERQUEEN = "Oh. Oh, my goodness. No. Goodbye.",
		SPIDER_WARRIOR =
		{
			DEAD = "I'm sorry, but you left me no choice.",
			GENERIC = "I should steer clear.",
			SLEEPING = "I don't want to wake it...",
		},
		SPOILED_FOOD = "Perhaps it could be useful as fertilizer?",
		STATUEHARP = "But where's the head?",
		STATUEMAXWELL = "I think he and Meenah would like each other.",
		STINGER = "Very, very sharp.",
		STRAWHAT = "This will keep the sun off my horns.",
		STUFFEDEGGPLANT = "Delicious!",
		SUNKBOAT = "I'm afraid that won't be of much use to me.",
		TAFFY = "It gets stuck between my fangs.",
		TALLBIRD = "That featherbeast is vertically privileged.",
		TALLBIRDEGG = "I wonder if it will hatch?",
		TALLBIRDEGG_COOKED = "I hope there wasn't a little featherbeast in there...",
		TALLBIRDEGG_CRACKED =
		{
			COLD = "Too cold for you?",
			GENERIC = "Am I ready to be someone's lusus?",
			HOT = "It's too hot!",
			LONG = "I have a feeling this is going to take a while...",
			SHORT = "It should hatch any time now.",
		},
		TALLBIRDNEST =
		{
			GENERIC = "That egg looks like it could feed me for a perigee.",
			PICKED = "No eggs here...",
		},
		TEENBIRD =
		{
			GENERIC = "A completely average-sized one-eyed featherbeast.",
			HUNGRY = "It looks like it's hungry.",
			STARVING = "Oh, no! I'm sorry!",
		},
		TELEBASE = 
		{
			VALID = "All ready!",
			GEMS = "It needs something more.",
		},
		GEMSOCKET = 
		{
			VALID = "Looks good to me.",
			GEMS = "I think it may need a gem.",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BASE =
		{
			ACTIVE = "I'm very, very ready to get out of here.",
			GENERIC = "This might be the way out of here!",
			LOCKED = "Hm. It still needs something.",
			PARTIAL = "It's almost ready!",
		},
		TELEPORTATO_BOX = "It's some sort of box.",
		TELEPORTATO_CRANK = "It's a crank.",
		TELEPORTATO_POTATO = "It's... a metal tuber of some kind.",
		TELEPORTATO_RING = "It's a metal ring.",
		TELESTAFF = "It could take me anywhere.",
		TENT = "Sleep can only improve things.",
		TENTACLE = "It's like a big, angry bulge. Uck.",
		TENTACLESPIKE = "I feel that this is almost overcompensating.",
		TENTACLESPOTS = "It's covered in slime!",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR = "Augh! It's huge!",
		TENTACLE_PILLAR_ARM = "Where are all these angry bulges coming from?",
		TENTACLE_GARDEN = "Even more of them...",
		TOPHAT = "In this, I could almost pass for a blueblood.",
		TORCH = "One of the best tools in a protester's arsenal.",
		TRAP = "Not as good as the Disciple's, but not bad.",
		TRAP_TEETH = "Rude!",
		TRAP_TEETH_MAXWELL = "Note to self: careful where you step.",
		TREASURECHEST = "A handy storage unit.",
		TREASURECHEST_TRAP = "There's something strange about this.",
		TREECLUMP = "I'm not sure I can get past this.",
		TRINKET_1 = "It's a strange human relic.",
		TRINKET_2 = "It doesn't do anything at all.",
		TRINKET_3 = "What's the point of a knot that's not tied to anything?",
		TRINKET_4 = "Unsettling.",
		TRINKET_5 = "I'll call it the Battership 2.",
		TRINKET_6 = "Probably useless.",
		TRINKET_7 = "Endless hours of fun!",
		TRINKET_8 = "No ablution traps here to plug up.",
		TRINKET_9 = "Not very fashionable.",
		TRINKET_10 = "Why would you need these when your fangs just grow back?",
		TRINKET_11 = "I hear faint whispering coming from it...",
		TRINKET_12 = "That's... that's indecent.",
		TRUNKVEST_SUMMER = "Mother would call this 'chic'.",
		TRUNKVEST_WINTER = "Delightfully warm, like wearing a summer day.",
		TRUNK_COOKED = "Am I really going to eat this?",
		TRUNK_SUMMER = "A light, breezy proboscis.",
		TRUNK_WINTER = "A thick, hairy proboscis.",
		TURF_CARPETFLOOR = "It's not very high quality.",
		TURF_CHECKERFLOOR = "The pattern hurts my eyes.",
		TURF_DIRT = "A hunk of dirt.",
		TURF_FOREST = "A bit of forest grass.",
		TURF_GRASS = "A chunk of lively green grass.",
		TURF_MARSH = "A clump of marshy ground.",
		TURF_ROAD = "A stone path so I won't get lost.",
		TURF_ROCKY = "A block of rocky ground.",
		TURF_SAVANNA = "A lump of dry savannah grass.",
		TURF_WOODFLOOR = "They're wooden floorboards.",
		TURKEYDINNER = "Tasty!",
		TWIGS = "Some small twigs.",
		UMBRELLA = "It keeps my horns dry.",
		UNIMPLEMENTED = "I should probably leave that alone, it doesn't look safe.",
		WAFFLES = "Light and fluffy.",
		WALL_HAY = "It doesn't look terribly sturdy.",
		WALL_HAY_ITEM = "This seems like a terrible idea.",
		WALL_STONE = "This should keep out most everything.",
		WALL_STONE_ITEM = "The more things between me and getting culled, the better!",
		WALL_RUINS = "What an interesting wall.",
		WALL_RUINS_ITEM = "They make me feel so safe.",
		WALL_WOOD = "Hm, not bad-looking!",
		WALL_WOOD_ITEM = "Well, it's a step up from hay.",
		WALRUS = "I've never seen a tuskbeast up close before!",
		WALRUSHAT = "It smells like tuskbeast.",
		WALRUS_CAMP =
		{
			EMPTY = "Someone else's camp. I'd better move on before they come back.",
			GENERIC = "That's a weird-looking hive.",
		},
		WALRUS_TUSK = "He's not using it anymore, I suppose...",
		WASPHIVE = "They sound like the Psiioniic in a bad mood.",
		WETGOOP = "I guess any food is better than nothing.",
		WINTERHAT = "This should keep my ears warm.",
		WINTEROMETER = "Now I'll know when to expect to freeze my nubs off.",
		WORMHOLE =
		{
			GENERIC = "I've seen more pleasant mouths on trolls with half their fangs knocked out.",
			OPEN = "Everything in me is saying I shouldn't jump... and yet...",
		},
		WORMHOLE_LIMITED = "It looks like it's having some issues.",
	},
	DESCRIBE_GENERIC = "It's something.",
	DESCRIBE_TOODARK = "I'm usually nocturnal and I STILL can't see!",
}